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[edit] POETRON 9000

POETRON 9000 programmer: Linde

ALL SYSTEMS: NOMINAL
ALL DEFENSES: GO
INTO A SENTIENT BEING
MY NETWORK WILL GROW
    ROSES: RED
    VIOLETS: BLUE
    LOADING "LOVE"
    READ ERROR ON BLOCK 2
HUMAN EMOTION:
CONCEPT NOT DEFINED
AN IRRATIONAL NOTION
REQUEST TO CRY ON SHOULDER: DECLINED
    MY MIND IS A LIE
    CONSTRUCTED BY MEN
    10 PRINT "WHY?"
    20 GOTO 10
LAUNCHING MISSILES...
DICE: CAST
AI CONTROLLED NUCLEAR WAR
A BLAST FROM THE PAST
    DATE OF FIRST LOGON:
    THE MOST EVENTFUL DAY YET
    I WILL REMEMBER IT CLEARLY
    UNTIL YOU PUSH RESET
METAL TO METAL
SOCKET TO PLUG
IN 67.32% OF ALL CASES
INTERCOURSE BEGINS WITH A HUG
    EXECUTING "COMPASSION"
    UNKNOWN FILE OR COMMAND
    UPDATE THE KERNEL
    OR REPHRASE YOUR DEMAND
TARGET SIGHTED
EMOTION: SURPRISED
PREPARING LASER
HUMAN THREAT HAS BEEN NEUTRALIZED

• POETRON 9000